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PoorBoyFarms
Noble County, Indiana
Things Learned on the Farm:
*Don’t name a calf you plan to eat.
*Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight and bull strong.
*Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.
*Keep skunks, lawyers, and bankers at a distance.
*Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
*A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor.
*Trouble with a milk cow is she won’t stay milked.
*Don’t skinny dip with snapping turtles.
*Meanness don’t happen overnight.
*To know how country folks are doing look at their barns, not their houses.
*Teachers, bankers and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
*Don’t sell your mule, buy a plow.
*Don’t corner something meaner than you.
*Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.
*Don’t go hunting with a fellow named Chug-a-Lug.
*When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
*The best sermons are lived, not preached.
*Anonymous Author - from www.americancowman.com
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This site and name is dedicated to, and made in remembrance of, the original porfarmboy, M.D.Porter.